When I go forwards you go backwards and somewhere we will meet

This wasn't a 'based-on-a-true-story' reading. I'm just imagining, when I feel it so hard to open my physics textbook.

Really, just a freak imagination.

So anyone who knows me, don't try to recall which or what event it is. It's a mixture, of reality, fantasy, and jokes.

Yeah, maybe actually it's just a joke. But I find it quite interesting, smart joke. Hehe.

Just go on and read. It's very straightforward. I'm not a metaphor-expert like Thom Yorke, Hyde, or someone else you know who's good at it.

And no, no particular rules for poems I obey. It's not a poem. Just a joke. A not-funny joke, arranged like a poem.

But I'm A Coward Too

You rely on me everything

Bringing loads of fictional-dreamy books from the library

Writing notes on your book when you don't want to

Waiting for you outside the legendary haunted school bathroom

Kicking badass kids who wait for you after school, on strategic meeting points

Reporting to your momma about the headmistress's letter

I know why you want me to help you on those cases

Maybe you see my eyeglasses will go with stacks of books

Maybe you see my nice handwriting will match perfectly on your notebook

Maybe you see my giant body will scare the bathroom ghosts

Maybe you think my serious tone will assure your mom the happening wasn't all your fault

But do you recognize that I've been terrorized with all I've done for you?

Wait till you see how teachers look at me

They think my brain's full of fantasizing fairies more than physics formula

When actually I fell asleep on my desk that night

I'm afraid of any more bad scores of you

Yes, not me, but you

Because you don't know how writing-your-own-notes helps you to do tests

And you have no idea how easy it is to memorize your own scratch 

And another thing you don't know, my knees are shaking too

I'm not scared by ghost stories, but still I don't feel it okay to meet them

Your mom?

She is quite a monster, more than everyone in my family

Hey, really, I wanted to do all of that

I'm happy to be useful, as your only friend

If that's what a friend means to you

But do you know that I'm a coward too?

The last thing you should know

I think those spoiled little brats know that my outside doesn't match my inside

So within a week or two

You must find another private bodyguard just to get home safely.